Some random Godslot

There can be few more unpromising terrains for a conspiracy theorist than the Church of England. The institution could be used to  explain and exemplify the cock-up theory of history even to the inmates of a paranoid ward in a mental hospital. Yet this week's episcopal activity does suggest that someone somewhere has had a Cunning Plan to test the strength of evangelical opposition to divorce before the general synod meets at the end of the moment.

Three weeks ago, I approached one of my favourite bishops, a philosophy don who has himself married a divorced woman, and asked if he would write an article on the morality of divorce. The reply, transmitted with exquisite courtesy through an intermediary, boiled down to this: since he knew something about the subject, he had no intention of opening his mouth on it.

Instead, we have had the Bishops of Oxford and Bath and Wells saying that it was all right for Charles and Camilla not to marry, while the Bishop of Durham suggests that the couple should. These remarks are only seemingly contradictory. Taken together, they mark the closest the Church of England has come to declaring explicitly what has been obvious for years: that when it comes to royal marriages, the church will do exactly what the royal family wants. If the couple want to get married, a way will be found; and, if they don't, no one is going to denounce them for that, either.

This may be a reasonable and civilised position, but it is not a very dignified one. It may also be revised if there is an evangelical backlash at the Synod meeting. I think it unlikely that three bishops would say something memorable in the same week if they had not very carefully swept the ground for mines first; but there might be one or two they have missed. There is still a residual sense that the Church of England ought to stand for the indissolubility of marriage and no amount of therapeutic gay-bashing  while permitting divorces is going to entirely distract attention from this fact. If, as one diocesan bishop recently told a truthful journalist, 25% of his priests will remarry, and not just bless, divorced couples, it still means that three quarters of them won't , and many are likely to hold very strong opinions on the subject.

There is further indignity in the church's reaction to the government's green paper on families. As with the Royal Family, there is absolutely nothing that the Archbishop of Canterbury can do except find out what the more powerful party in the relationship wants and agree to it. But at least the marriage service for Charles and Camilla will mention God somewhere. In his reaction to the Green Paper, he didn't even manage that. This is significant for two reasons.

The first is that divine intervention is surely the missing term in any belief in marriages as a long-term stable factor. I'm not joking. The only society I can think of where really long-lasting marriages were the norm was Puritan New England; while social historians may ascribe this to the horrendous penalties for adultery and similar profane factors, evangelical Archbishops must suppose that God had a hand in it too.  If the British people are to enter the next millennium as the only society in which divorce carries few financial or moral penalties, while most marriages endure for more than fifteen years, they are going to need assistance unknown to social scientists.

Of course, there is a lot that social science can do; and the Green paper suggests some of it. But and this is the second bit of creeping disestablishment it is all to be done by social workers. When Britain was an Anglican confessional state, these tasks were left to the parish. Now the health visitor and the midwife are to replace the churchwardens. Obviously this is a necessary development. The Church of England or any other Christian organisation is no longer trusted to come into people's lives and deliver authoritative guidance and useful help. Any government that suggested that any church had a role in social policy beyond pious exhortation would be considered mad. But I can't help feeling that Christian leaders might comment on this fact, and even criticise the assumptions behind it. It would not be necessary to suggest that Christians are more moral, or better able to resist temptation than the rest of us: this is a policy with obvious pitfalls, on which the bishop of Durham is well-placed to lecture the nation. The claim that an Archbishop might make is that Christianity is a more realistic way of looking at human nature than humanism, because it is less pious; and that if a government is going to be realistic about human frailty, as the Green Paper is, this is a process to which the churches might contribute.

It's all enough to make one think there is a God, and that when he looks down on a church whose attitude to sexual morality is that powerless gays are bad and unbiblical, whereas powerful divorcees are unbiblical and, well, quite all right really, he has arranged for it to be taught a simple lesson: that those who bully and discard the outcasts in their own flock find themselves bullied and discarded by the outside world in turn

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